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| "Barky's a cartoon. I'm a grown man who has made a lot of mistakes."
A classic line, and annoyingly close to reality for some. |
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| Here's a fun commercial. One older couple, one younger couple, and hotel rooms that share a wall. Who does it better? |
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| Who said investing has to be dull? Here's a fine commercial for a brokerage, complete with a beatdown in the office. |
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| And haven't we all wanted to do it just once? |
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| Arnold Schwarzenegger in a silly, Japanese, drink commercial. Be afraid, California. Be very afraid. |
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| Who'd a thunk it. |
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| And every guy's secret fantasy. A fun commercial from The Netherlands. If this doesn't make you want to buy paper, nothing will. |
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| The one that started the classic line of funny commercials that lead to the not so funny sitcom. |
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| Because dancing makes you happy. And so do roller coasters. And puppies. This commercial needs a puppy! |
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| But who doesn't? |
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| Always look before you leap... or... uh... let one go. |
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| Sometimes it works for you, and sometimes against you. But even when it tries its best, there's only so much it can do. So, help things along and try not to smell. |
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| If you absolutely have to answer a question like this... Never, ever do it this way! The guy in this commercial will be embracing celibacy wholeheartedly for a while yet. |
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| Everyone has to have their priorities. |
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| A fun commercial featuring Tony Jaa, star of Ong Bak. |
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| But that would mostly be to have a good cry. She's not good for aiding the fast breaks from the federales like the mom in this commercial. I'll have to coach her on that. |
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| Among other reasons, because a traveling army of sperm will generally scare off most dates. If you must have an army, always opt for sperm ninja. That way, your date will never see them coming. |
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| This sometimes works for people too. Until they have too much and start loudly singing off key. Then it just gets silly. |
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| And women are dangerous when randomly fondled. Believe me, I know! (Yes, that was a joke. Stop giving me dirty looks.) |
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| Nothing more humiliating than getting stuck in another man's diaper. |
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| But even those are just neck massagers, of course. What else would you do with them? |
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| I believe this is the second installment in the popular series of commercials. |
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| He brings us Rolling Rock. Him nice monkey. And he plays guitar. You gotta love any ape who plays guitar. |
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| It is very bad to taunt the large man. As the prison guard quickly learns in this amusing, Dutch, insurance commercial. And if anyone ever needed insurance, it's this boy right here. |
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| I say if a copy machine is going to be insulting, it deserves a punch like anyone else. |
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| Ah, to be young again - When all that happiness required was a few good friends, a nice home to hang out in, a beautiful woman, chocolate bars, and boobies. ... Wait a minute ... Y'know, throw in some beers, and not much has changed. |
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| Give her a Coke, and sleep with the fishes. |
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| Doing so would be a great way to ensure that unfortunate things happen to your drink before you get it. |
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| The proper concealment of sex toys should be learned at an early age. Primarily because failure to do this can ruin a perfectly good cake, as you can see. Trust me. No-one will eat it. I don't care whose birthday it is. |
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| Who woulda thunk it. Cavemen had a healthy respect for beer. You don't get valuable knowledge like that with your book learnin'. |
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