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| Suggestion for all dogs - Maybe try some candle light, some Barry White, a smoking jacket. Could do wonders for the success rate of random humping. |
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| Annoying your friends, of course. Dance, Pilgrim... Dance... |
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| I think this kid's parents are expecting the worst! |
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| This is an old advertisement for a safety razor. I'm sure the kid will be putting on his suit and tie, and having a two-martini lunch in a few hours as well. |
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| Tip:This is not "Rounders." The dark glasses don't help if you make faces like that! |
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| You better have some plexiglass there. The strong, bullet proof, bear stopping kind. |
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| It is refreshing, however, to see the needs of gender mis-assigned children being addressed in a retail environment. |
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| Which is just what you need on most any major holiday. Lemonade is for wusses. |
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| How to really get it done. Just goes to show you that a fake I.D. and some persistence do pay off, especially when dealing with morons. "Are you really a doctor?" Oh boy. |
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| He's available. |
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| This kid has a wonderful career as a pervert ahead of him. I'm sure he'll eventually embrace the famous "mirror on the shoe" technique. It's far simpler. |
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| One of the most pathetic displays I've seen in a while. |
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| It's a dark day in The Magic Kingdom when a woman has to knock Pluto on his ass. |
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| Why should adults have all the fun? And on a side note - What in the hell are they thinking?! |
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| Or how to ask one for a date. Either way, it's very forward. |
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| So young, so innocent, so angelic as they throw their gang signs and flip the camera off... hey... wait a second... rotten kids... |
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| But hoing it up? Now that's above and beyond. I guess all's fair when the cameras go dim. |
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| Ah, to be young again - When all that happiness required was a few good friends, a nice home to hang out in, a beautiful woman, chocolate bars, and boobies. ... Wait a minute ... Y'know, throw in some beers, and not much has changed. |
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| This kid throws a very pretty spinning, flying, karate kick, but cannot best the bag. Personally, I think he should ditch the martial arts and invest in a good pair of running shoes instead, before an opponent strings him up by his own black belt. |
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| Let's be honest - No matter how much you like children, every now and then, everyone runs into a kid who makes you long for the days when the back of your hand could end a conversation quick. Silly laws. |
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| Give her a Coke, and sleep with the fishes. |
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| Hey, don't knock it. Ya gotta learn how to funnel a cold one down sometime. It's better that he learns it from his parents than on the streets, I always say. Chug! Chug! Chug! Make mommy proud! |
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| And hopefully using them for something other than making balloon animals! Cause that's just depressing. |
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| This kid gets laid out with a ball that's bigger than he is. |
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| This is what you get for being a cheap super hero. You don't see Batman cutting corners, do you? |
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| And horses apparently don't like being snuck up on. |
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| This kid scares me. |
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| Granted, the kid has an attitude. But seriously - Dude, relax, you'll live longer. You're going to burst a blood vessel yelling like that. |
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| Personally, I wouldn't trust a bunch of kids to make me lemonade to begin with. They pick their noses. They eat paste. They don't wash their hands enough. Why would I want them anywhere near my drink? |
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