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| Is there an interplanetary recession? Have things gotten that bad? Look out below! |
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| I do appreciate the honestly, but I think I'll pass. On eating there, I mean. Not that I'll pass gas. I'd rather avoid the gas completely. Uhm... Sherrill... What were you thinking? |
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| Uhm... You have to remind people!?! If you live in an area where signs like this are necessary, I think it's time to move! |
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| Well, it's kinda festive in a live-action Grinch sort of way. |
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| Here's an ad from the days of WWII. I know if I were going overseas to be shot at, my first concern would be to avoid the "Good Time" Girls before I left. Can I interest you in a bridge? |
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| Apparently, when they make a cocktail, they put emphasis on that first syllable. |
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| And exactly what I want written on mine, Pilgrim. Yippie-Kie-Yay! |
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| This certainly has me scared straight. |
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| This one has got to be the most useless of them all. And I did notice! |
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| I'm guessing he likes his privacy. |
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| Sir, I don't want to dine at your establishment, or even fall asleep there. Bad things may happen. Very, very bad things. |
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| Finally, some candor in a roadwork sign. They should all just tell you this. |
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| Remember everyone, broomrape is always a dead end. |
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| Watch as signs attack a soccer team. (Or a football team, depending on where in the world you're from.) |
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| And very true. |
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| And sometimes still true. |
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| I had no idea that score-keeping could be so risque. |
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| Now, how am I supposed to jump off the mountain if I can't climb up it? |
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| Has the economy gotten so bad that pimps need to resort to this? |
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| It's the falling out that's a kick in the head. Just give it time. Me... bitter... naaaah... *ahem* |
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| My friend, you have gotten a running start, bounced off a trampoline, and hit the ignition on your jetpack to get over this line. A fact you can ponder while paying off the 125 tickets you are about to receive. |
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| And sympathy tips. Don't forget the sympathy tips. I would guess that they'd enjoy those more than love on most nights anyway. |
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| It is refreshing, however, to see the needs of gender mis-assigned children being addressed in a retail environment. |
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| I would bet it tastes bad even when it's fresh. |
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| Them's the rules, buddy. |
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| Interviews must be messy too. |
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| Nice ad placement there. No wonder she's smiling. |
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| Harsh. |
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| Go ahead, and give yourself an early Christmas present. It's risk free. The cops will never know where to start looking. |
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| Hmmm... Does this get you out of tickets, or just get you special attention? |
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